Who says famous people don’t shop at Walmart? With the economy in a mess and people needing to save money, even Dallas Cowboys quaterback Tony Romo and his girlfriend Jessica “I’m not Lisa” Simpson were snapped by the paparazzi shopping at a los Angeles Walmart store. Isn’t it funny how celebrities look so “normal” outside their glittery and glitzy celebrity settings?

Like seeing Tony Romo without his trademark shoulder pads and that black mascara under his eyes when he’s suited up to throw a football game for the Cowboys, it’s strange to see him in public in a pair of cargo shorts and an old t-shirt (although he is pretty hot dressed down like this). Jessica, now she’s another story. Fashion disaster written all over the girl. Please, Tony Romo, get yourself a real woman and not some little girl toy who looks like she could be your illegitimate teenage daughter.

Here’s some paparazi photos of the crazy couple that were posted by X17Online. I took the liberty of adding my own captions for the photos because these were just too juicy to pass up !!

Looks like Carrie Underwood’s buttons aren’t the only thing Jessica can push.

Excuse me Mr. Romo, can you spare a dollar? Me make good boom boom, luv you long time.

What did Jessica Simpson do that she’s famous for??? It sure isn’t her fashion sense !!! Here she is in 100 degree weather in the middle of the summer in a sweatshirt, Daisy Dukes and a pair of smelly Ugg boots.


Can you say foot odor and crotch rot ?

Attention ladies, they are called Ugg boots for one reason, they’re effing ugggggly. Oh poor Jessica, this outfit doesn’t even look like she bought it at Walmart!! It looks like she stole it off a crackhead prostitute who was showering at the halfway house. I’ll never know why Tony Romo would waste his time on Jessica Simpson

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